butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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