I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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