My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
foreskin is a definite game changer
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
the raccoons are back...
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