She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
