I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
my phone needs a breathalizer
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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