the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I need water and some morals
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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