rhymes with "ouble enetration"
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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