i may or may not be watching the land before time
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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