No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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