Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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