We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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