i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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