We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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