tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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