Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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