omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I party with great urgency now.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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