I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Randomize
