Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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