There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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