i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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