Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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