i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
He felt like a one man threesome
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Congratulations! We have a period
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