no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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