***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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