She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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