Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Randomize
