he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
dude. I can hear the air.
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