If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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