i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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