Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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