Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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