problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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