Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
