i can't believe i had my finger in that
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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