Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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