I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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