go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I don't think brook has ever known best
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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