So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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