my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
