If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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