am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
