I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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