I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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