I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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