"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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