quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I wear drunk well.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Randomize
