sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
its not stalking. its research.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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