she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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