sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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