We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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