Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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